The correct response is, “what the hell is that? …where can I get one?” in that order.
What the hell it is: Bone marrow roasted with oregano and black pepper, blended with caramelized onion and whipped cream.
Where you can get one: Your kitchen, you lazy clod, you. You’d also be well advised to pair it with some tart apple, dijon, and a fat chunk of brie because hey, them love handles ain’t going to maintain themselves, are they?
HA! Just kidding. This stuff is HIGHLY ketogenic, so you can counterintuitively eat to your stomach’s content and watch that ass get slimmer by the day!